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Splashed across a cotton jumper cosier than a fireside snub, this sweater stars a jolly old Saint Nick, beard billowing and gloves gripped, hoisting a sign that boldly blasts \"KEIR STARMER'S A WANKER\" in crimson cheek, framed by holly sprigs and a peppermint swirl like Father Christmas has swapped his naughty list for a political roast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLaid-back crew-neck style with ribbed trims to fend off the winter chill or fuel family feuds at the dinner table, pre-shrunk to preserve its provocative punch through holiday washes, and sturdy as a sleigh in a storm to survive eggnog spills, cracker pulls, or those \"bah humbug\" barbs. Tug it on and trumpet your seasonal sarcasm – because nothing spices up the festivities like a jumper that's ho-ho-holding no punches, one merry mockery at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Awfully British","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":62768397418845,"sku":"C0071-SS-S-BK","price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Bottle Green","offer_id":62768397517149,"sku":"C0071-SS-S-BG","price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Burgundy","offer_id":62768397451613,"sku":"C0071-SS-S-BU","price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Red","offer_id":62768397484381,"sku":"C0071-SS-S-RD","price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":62768402301277,"sku":"C0071-SS-S-WH","price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":62768397549917,"sku":"C0071-SS-M-BK","price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Bottle Green","offer_id":62768397648221,"sku":"C0071-SS-M-BG","price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Burgundy","offer_id":62768397582685,"sku":"C0071-SS-M-BU","price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Red","offer_id":62768397615453,"sku":"C0071-SS-M-RD","price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":62768402334045,"sku":"C0071-SS-M-WH","price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":62768397680989,"sku":"C0071-SS-L-BK","price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Bottle Green","offer_id":62768397779293,"sku":"C0071-SS-L-BG","price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Burgundy","offer_id":62768397713757,"sku":"C0071-SS-L-BU","price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Red","offer_id":62768397746525,"sku":"C0071-SS-L-RD","price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":62768402366813,"sku":"C0071-SS-L-WH","price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":62768397812061,"sku":"C0071-SS-XL-BK","price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Bottle Green","offer_id":62768397910365,"sku":"C0071-SS-XL-BG","price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Burgundy","offer_id":62768397844829,"sku":"C0071-SS-XL-BU","price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Red","offer_id":62768397877597,"sku":"C0071-SS-XL-RD","price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":62768402399581,"sku":"C0071-SS-XL-WH","price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":62768397943133,"sku":"C0071-SS-2XL-BK","price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Bottle Green","offer_id":62768398041437,"sku":"C0071-SS-2XL-BG","price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Burgundy","offer_id":62768397975901,"sku":"C0071-SS-2XL-BU","price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Red","offer_id":62768398008669,"sku":"C0071-SS-2XL-RD","price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":62768402432349,"sku":"C0071-SS-2XL-WH","price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":62768398074205,"sku":"C0071-SS-3XL-BK","price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Bottle Green","offer_id":62768398172509,"sku":"C0071-SS-3XL-BG","price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Burgundy","offer_id":62768398106973,"sku":"C0071-SS-3XL-BU","price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Red","offer_id":62768398139741,"sku":"C0071-SS-3XL-RD","price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":62768402465117,"sku":"C0071-SS-3XL-WH","price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1005\/0581\/3341\/files\/C0071JumperKeirStarmerBottleGreen.jpg?v=1764673721","url":"https:\/\/www.awfullybritish.com\/products\/keir-starmer-christmas-jumper","provider":"Awfully British","version":"1.0","type":"link"}