Alright Dave? T-Shirt

Alrighht Dave?! This absolute gem celebrates Trigger’s legendary brain-fart, complete with that puzzled-but-cheerful stare and the iconic greeting that never fails to make Rodney’s eye twitch.

Perfect for:

• Pub nights where someone shouts your name wrong… again
• Family gatherings where your cousin still calls you by your brother’s name
• Reminding everyone you’re the reliable one
• Anyone who’s ever been greeted like an old mate by someone who clearly hasn’t got a clue

Premium soft cotton for maximum comfort while sweeping streets (or just sweeping through life), bold nostalgic print that won’t fade faster than Trigger’s memory, and available in 14 proper Peckham colours (bottle green for that classic Nag’s Head road-sweeper vibe, or bright red if you want to stand out like a hi-vis jacket).

Wear it with a blank expression, a slow nod, and utter conviction. Because in Trigger’s world, you’re Dave… and that’s that.

Lovely jubbly – order yours before Trigger sweeps past and calls you something else!