Arkwrights Groceries Hoodie

Pull up the hood and channel the spirit of Yorkshire's thriftiest grocer! Albert Arkwright stands arms-folded, moustache on high alert, proudly announcing his shop OPEN ALL HOURS (which roughly means “whenever it suits me, and definitely not during peak romance-with-Nurse-Gladys hours”).

Perfect for:

• Cosy nights guarding the thermostat like it's the till
• Hiding from delivery drivers while pretending you're not in
• Pub rants about “very good margins on t-t-tins” and the price of everything
• Anyone who’s ever calculated the exact moment to switch off the lights to save a penny

Super-soft fleece lining (more generous than Arkwright’s change-giving policy), kangaroo pocket for stashing loose coins (or emergency stutter remedies), adjustable drawstring hood for that proper “shopkeeper brooding” look, and available in 14 cracking colours (bottle green for authentic corner-shop vibes, or red to match his face when Granville suggests modernising).

Pop the hood up, fold your arms, and remember: romance may flicker, but the shop’s open all hours (more or less).

A must-have for fans of classic Yorkshire comedy and tight-fisted triumphs. T-t-terrific!