Arkwrights Groceries T-Shirt

Stutter your way to style with this classic tribute to the tightest grocer in Balby! There stands Albert Arkwright, arms folded, moustache on full alert, proudly declaring his shop OPEN ALL HOURS (except when he's chasing Nurse Gladys Emmanuel or dodging Granville's bright ideas).

Perfect for:

• Haggling over the price of a packet of cornflakes
• Reminding delivery drivers that "there's no rush, it's only been three weeks"
• Pub conversations where you insist "it's a very good margin on t-t-tins"
• Anyone who's ever locked themselves out while trying to save on the electric bill

Premium soft cotton for maximum comfort while counting the till (twice), bold print that won't fade faster than Arkwright's romantic hopes, and available in 14 splendid colours (sand for that authentic 1970s corner-shop vibe, or red to match his blood pressure).

Wear it with pride, keep the change, and remember: love might be fleeting, but the shop's open all hours.

A must-have for fans of proper Yorkshire comedy. T-t-tremendous!