TWAT! Mug

Sip your morning brew with a splash of scorn from our "TWAT!" mug – a ceramic salvo of satirical swagger where a bespectacled bloke channels propaganda punch, glowering with crimson-eyed contempt on a split-field backdrop of teal and ruby rebellion, crowned by the brazen blast "TWAT!" in distressed decree like a vintage veto against vexing villains. Printed on a sturdy white mug with a choice of coloured rim and handle that's comfier than a covert critique, this vessel features a stern-suited figure, hair slicked and gaze glaring, ready to roast your least favorite figure over your favorite roast.

Classic 11-ounce size with a glossy finish to fend off dishwasher drudgery or microwave mishaps, microwave-safe and dishwasher-proof to preserve its provocative pop through endless refills, and robust as a retort in a rowdy debate to survive coffee clashes, tea tussles, or those "stirring" statements. Grip it tight and guzzle your glee – because nothing kickstarts the day like a mug that's mugging off the mighty, one acerbic sip at a time.