Fakey Cake Maker T-Shirt

Behold the ultimate tribute to culinary catastrophe: the Fakey Cake Maker T-Shirt!

Proudly proclaim your allegiance to Bob Mortimer's hapless Lucas Bon'chomme, whose "shoe-cake" turned out to be just a shoe (and whose cakey-phone was suspiciously dial-tone free). When Loyd Grossman's floating nightmare head loomed in with those ominous DONGs and declared, "You're just a fakey cake maker and I ain't got time for yooouuuu!", baking history was made.

Wear this tee and let the world know: you're not here for real cakes. You're here for surreal disappointment, severed ears on plates, and human arses with side salad. 100% cotton, 0% edible. Perfect for anyone who's ever bitten into a dessert and thought, "Bloody hellfire."