Churchill's Verdict on Starmer Hoodie

Pull up the hood and let Sir Winston do the talking. Against a battle-worn Union Jack, the old bulldog sizes up the modern political landscape with his no-nonsense verdict: STARMER? "Sounds like a w*nker to me!"

This gloriously irreverent design brings Churchillian bluntness to your wardrobe – perfect for hiding from the news, brooding over a pint, or simply reminding the world that once upon a time leaders had cigars, victory signs, and zero tolerance for nonsense.

• Super-soft fleece lining for maximum comfort while delivering silent (or vocal) disapproval
• Kangaroo pocket – ideal for stashing cigars, polling cards, or clenched fists of righteous indignation
• Adjustable drawstring hood to shield you from awkward political small talk
• Bold, high-quality print that won’t fade faster than a U-turn
• Available in 14 cracking colours (stone for understated heritage, navy for wartime gravitas, or red if you fancy full victory-speech energy)

Unisex fit – because gruff historical judgement knows no gender. Wear it proudly to the pub, the match, or your next family debate about the state of things.

We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds... and we shall never surrender our sense of humour. Pop the hood up and give 'em hell, old chap!