Churchill's Verdict on Starmer Mug

Start your day with a proper British bollocking courtesy of Sir Winston himself. This mug features the great man against a faded Union Jack, sizing up the name with his trademark gruff disdain: STARMER? "Sounds like a w*nker to me!"

Perfect for:

• Sipping tea while scrolling the news and muttering "we shall fight them on the beaches... of incompetence"
• Office brew rounds where you need to subtly (or not-so-subtly) express your political frustrations
• Gifting to mates who share your nostalgic longing for leaders with actual gravitas
• Reminding yourself that Churchill fought Nazis – he'd have a few choice words for today's headlines too

Holds a full 11oz of strong British tea (or something stronger when the budget speech hits). Dishwasher and microwave safe – because even wartime spirits deserve modern convenience.

Raise a mug to cigars, victory signs, and unfiltered opinions. We shall never surrender... our sense of humour. Cheers, old chap!