Churchill's Verdict on Starmer Sweatshirt

Old Winston's risen from the cigar smoke to deliver his unflinching opinion on modern leadership. Against a weathered Union Jack, the great man himself sizes up the name with a gruff: STARMER? "Sounds like a w*nker to me!"

This gloriously cheeky design captures the bulldog spirit giving today's politics the classic Churchill side-eye – perfect for wrapping yourself in warm, sarcastic comfort while muttering "we shall fight on the beaches... of common sense."

• Super-soft fleece-lined warmth for surviving winter (and political winters)
• Bold, high-quality print that won't fade faster than a manifesto promise
• Classic unisex fit – because disapproval is universal
• Available in 14 smashing colours (sand for subtle heritage vibes, navy for proper wartime gravitas, or red if you really want to channel that victory speech energy)

Ideal for pub debates, family rows about the news, or just lounging while the telly spouts nonsense. Wear it proudly and remember: he fought Nazis – he'd have a few choice words for the current lot too.

We shall never surrender... our sense of humour. Order yours and give 'em what for!