Churchill's Verdict on Starmer T-Shirt

Old Winston's back from the grave (well, in spirit) with his no-nonsense take on modern leadership. Against a weathered Union Jack backdrop, the great man himself delivers his blunt assessment of Sir Keir: STARMER? followed by the timeless Churchillian wisdom – "Sounds like a w*nker to me!"

This cheeky parody design captures the bulldog spirit of Britain's finest PM giving today's politics the side-eye it deserves. Perfect for anyone who appreciates a bit of historical sass, dry British humour, and a gentle (or not-so-gentle) poke at the powers that be.

• Premium soft cotton for cigar-smoking comfort
• Bold, high-quality print that won't fade faster than a political promise
• Unisex fit – because everyone needs a laugh at the state of things
• Available in multiple sizes and colours (go navy for that proper wartime vibe)

Wear it to the pub, the polling station, or your next family row about the news. Channel Churchill's gruff disapproval and remember: he fought Nazis – he'd have a few choice words for today's lot too.

We shall never surrender... our sense of humour.