Manger Things Christmas Jumper

Get ready to turn your Christmas upside down with our brilliantly spooky "Manger Things" Unisex Christmas Jumper! Made from that same ridiculously soft cotton-rich blend that feels like wrapping yourself in a warm, festive blanket fort, this sweater keeps you cosy through marathon present-unwrapping sessions, fairy-light flickering nights, and whatever mysterious holiday adventures await. Relaxed unisex fit, built to survive endless washes and the occasional run-in with rogue tinsel.

In a quiet little town where the only thing that ever happens is a midnight stable birth, suddenly the fairy lights start flickering, the mince pies go missing, and something very strange is stirring in the manger. This is the Christmas jumper that flips the holidays into full Eleven-mode: expect friends shouting “Friends Don’t Lie… About Ugly Jumpers!”, spontaneous Eggo waffle demands (even though it’s Christmas), and the whole room flipping upside down with laughter. Perfect for anyone who believes the best festive season comes with a hefty side of demogorgon-level chaos – because some things are just too stranger… sorry, too Manger to miss!