Fakey Cake Maker Mug

Introducing the Fakey Cake Maker Mug – the ultimate brew vessel for broadcasting your commitment to culinary chaos.

Sip your tea (or whatever lukewarm disappointment you're serving) while  Lucas Bon’chomme glares accusingly from the side, surrounded by the immortal words that ended his MasterChef dreams: “You’re just a fakey cake maker and I ain’t got time for yooouuuu!” Complete with shoe-cake, cakey-phone, severed ear garnish, and a side salad made of pure surreal nightmare.

This high-quality ceramic mug holds a proper 11oz of whatever you're pretending is a gourmet beverage. Dishwasher and microwave safe – because real effort is for amateurs.

Perfect for anyone who’s ever presented a dessert that was structurally unsound, suspiciously inedible, or just an actual shoe. Ideal for morning brews spent muttering “DONG! DONG!” at the kettle, disappointing colleagues Vic & Bob style, or simply reminding the world that your baking skills peaked at "cakey like a shoe."

Channel your inner Bon’chomme with every gulp, and remember: real cakes are for amateurs. Fakey cakes (and now fakey mugs) are forever.