French Taunter Sweatshirt

Introducing the French Taunter Sweatshirt – the ultimate defence against English knnniggits, grail-obsessed kings, and anyone foolish enough to approach your castle without a decent comeback!

Boldly emblazoned across the chest: the most gloriously rude French knight, complete with ornate heraldry and the devastating banner declaring "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." Wear it to launch verbal cows from afar, blow triumphant raspberries, or simply remind your enemies that your insults are far wittier (and delivered with a much better accent).

I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! Unless you’re wearing this sweatshirt – then we can talk.

Available in 14 tauntingly good colours – because even the French deserve options beyond surrender white. Soft fleece-lined for maximum comfort while fetchez la vache, manning the ramparts, or just lounging about being insufferably superior. Perfect for Python obsessives, medieval reenactors with attitude, and anyone who’s ever muttered "I fart in your general direction" under their breath.

Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-ah... in style!