French Taunter T-Shirt

Behold the French Taunter T-Shirt – the official armour of choice for anyone who's ever wanted to verbally annihilate their foes from the safety of a very tall castle wall!

Emblazoned with the most gallant of Gallic knights, complete with ornate crest and the timeless burn: "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." Wear it to fend off English knnniggits, blow raspberries at passing grail-seekers, or simply remind the world that your insults are far superior (and involve far more ridiculous accents).

Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-ah!

Available in 14 provocative colours – because even the French know that one shade of surrender white isn't enough. Soft, premium cotton for maximum comfort while fetchez la vache or launching the occasional cow. Perfect for Python pilgrims, history buffs with a sense of humour, and anyone who's ever proudly declared "I fart in your general direction!"

Your mother was a hamster? Smashing. This tee? Even better.