Guns n Mistletoeses Christmas Jumper

Welcome to the holiday headbanger's paradise with our explosive "Guns N' Mistletoes: Welcome to the Jingle" jumper – where rock legends swap their roses for romantic foliage and turn the jungle into a full-on festive frenzy. Blasted from a premium cotton-poly blend that's smoother than Axl's wail, this crew-neck sweatshirt reloads the iconic logo with crossed revolvers decked in mistletoe and holly bullets – because nothing sleighs the season like kissing under the gun while the carols crank up the chaos.

Relaxed fit for stage-diving into stockings (or surviving sweet child o' family feuds), pre-shrunk to outlast any November rain remixes, and armored against eggnog explosions, guitar-string garlands, and those appetite-for-destruction dinners. Rock it hard and own the yuletide riot – after all, when Guns go merry, you're the patience-testing king of the jingle.