Hammersmith Hardmen Sweatshirt

Wrap yourself in the warm, slightly menacing embrace of Richie and Eddie, the undisputed kings of West London aggro. This cosy sweatshirt proudly displays the legendary badge: THE HAMMERSMITH HARDMEN in bold yellow and purple, with the immortal threat "LOOK OUT, BIRDS!" underneath – because nothing terrifies birds quite like two blokes who’ve run out of gas money and crème de menthe.

Perfect winter wear for:

• Keeping warm while swinging from lamp posts on a Friday night
• Family gatherings where you need to assert dominance over the remote control
• Anyone who’s ever declared “We’re not leaving this pub till we’ve had a proper drink!”

Super-soft fleece-lined comfort (ideal for nursing hangovers or hiding emergency pork pies), classic unisex fit, and available in 14 smashing colours (dark heather grey for that authentic “just crawled out of the flat” look, or bright yellow if you really want the bikes to see you coming).

Pull it on, channel your inner hardman, and stride out knowing that as long as you’ve got this jumper, a complete lack of shame, and a mate who owes you a tenner, you’re basically invincible.

Bottom lives on. Birds, you have been warned.