Hammersmith Hardmen T-Shirt

Straight out of the dodgiest flat in West London comes this absolute belter of a tee, celebrating Richie and Eddie – the original Hammersmith Hardmen – in all their pony-riding, sash-cord-wearing, gas-man-punching glory.

Bold yellow and purple badge design featuring the lads looking as menacing as two blokes who’ve just realised the electric’s been cut off again. Topped with the immortal warning "LOOK OUT, BIRDS!" because nothing strikes fear into the heart of birds quite like these two legends.

Perfect for:

• Pub crawls that end with you swinging from a lamp post
• Family Christmases you’d rather forget
• Anyone who’s ever shouted “SHUT UP, YOU TARTS!” at the telly
• Reminding the world that real hardmen drink crème de menthe and threaten goldfish

Super-soft cotton, unisex fit, and available in 14 smashing colours (go for the purple if you fancy channeling Eddie’s dressing gown vibes, or yellow for full-on suicidal pigeon energy).

Wear it proudly, stride down the street like you own the place, and remember: as long as you’ve got a frying pan and a complete lack of shame, you too can be a Hammersmith Hardman.

Bottom is forever. Birds, beware.