Holy Hand Grenade T-Shirt

Behold the Holy Hand Grenade T-Shirt – the most sacred (and explosively hilarious) weapon in the quest for comedy gold!

Adorned with the legendary orb of divine destruction: golden, bejewelled, topped with a holy cross, radiating heavenly spikes, and proudly banner-proclaimed "The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch" with the immortal instructions "One, Two, Five" (three, sir... THREE!). Perfect for confounding killer rabbits, annoying French knights, or just reminding the world that thou shalt count correctly lest ye be cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril.

As Brother Maynard would approve: arm thyself with this tee and lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

Available in 14 righteous colours – because even the holiest of explosives deserves variety. Soft, premium cotton for maximum comfort during your own personal Grail quest. Ideal for Monty Python devotees, film nerds, and anyone who's ever dramatically pulled a pin while quoting scripture.

And Saint Attila said: "Wear it, and run away!"