Breakfast At Spoons Mug

Introducing the Breakfast At Spoons Mug – because nothing says "elegant morning ritual" like sipping your brew from a vessel featuring Audrey Heartburn herself, mid-full-English feast.

Our refined heroine sits poised in her iconic little black dress and pearls, cigarette holder elegantly poised... while demolishing a towering plate of sausages, bacon, eggs, beans, black pudding, mushrooms, tomatoes, hash browns, and toast. She's staring dreamily ahead, no doubt contemplating unlimited refills and whether that carpet pattern is deliberate or just 40 years of spilled pints.

Diamonds? Overrated. A proper greasy spoon brekkie for under a tenner? Timeless.

This sturdy ceramic mug holds a generous 11oz – plenty of room for tea, coffee, or whatever helps soothe the inevitable heartburn. Dishwasher and microwave safe (unlike your local 'Spoons kitchen after the rush). Perfect for Wetherspoons devotees, hungover sophisticates, and anyone who's ever started the day with a pint and a fry-up.

Start your morning with a touch of class... and a side of beans.