Not The Messiah Hoodie

Hail the false prophet in cosy fleece! This epic hoodie features Brian in full accidental-deity mode – halo blazing, arm raised to the heavens – while his no-nonsense mum delivers the ultimate Python takedown: HE'S NOT THE MESSIAH – HE'S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY!

Perfect for:

• Winter days when unwanted disciples keep knocking (just pop the hood up and hide)
• Family gatherings where mum still has the final word (and a louder voice)
• Pub crusades that end with “Always look on the bright side” sing-alongs
• Anyone who's ever accidentally started a religion after a quiet nap

Super-soft fleece lining for crucifixion-free warmth, kangaroo pocket (ideal for stashing spare sandals or junk food miracles), adjustable drawstring hood for instant incognito messiah mode, and available in 14 holy colours (navy for Judean night stealth, or white if you’re feeling particularly pure).

Unisex fit – because naughty boys and girls both deserve divine comfort.

Pull it on, stay warm, and remember: he's not the messiah... but this hoodie might just be a very comfy one.

Blessed are the hoodie-wearers!