Not The Messiah Mug

Hail the accidental saviour with your morning brew! This divine ceramic mug features Brian in full false-messiah pose – halo glowing, finger pointed skyward – while his long-suffering mum delivers the greatest Python punchline of all time: HE'S NOT THE MESSIAH – HE'S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY!

Perfect for:

• Sipping tea while denying your god-like status to enthusiastic followers
• Office brew rounds that turn into theological debates
• Family visits where mum still knows exactly what you are (and isn’t afraid to say it)
• Anyone who's ever woken up with a crowd outside chanting the wrong name

Holds a holy 11oz of your chosen miracle (coffee, tea, or something stronger for post-crucifixion recovery). Dishwasher and microwave safe – because even messiahs deserve modern conveniences.

Classic white ceramic with the design wrapped around, so Brian’s mum can shout the truth at you (and everyone else) from every angle.

Raise a mug to big noses, Roman inefficiency, and very naughty boys everywhere. Always look on the bright side... unless you're Brian, then maybe just hide.

Blessed are the tea-drinkers!