Not The Messiah Sweatshirt

Behold the ultimate winter warmer for heretics and Python lovers alike! This cosy sweatshirt features Brian in full false-prophet glory – halo glowing, finger raised to the heavens – while his no-nonsense mum sets the record straight: HE'S NOT THE MESSIAH – HE'S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY!

Perfect for:

• Cosy evenings denying your divinity to unwanted followers
• Family Christmases where mum still knows best (and isn’t afraid to shout it)
• Pub debates that escalate into “Blessed are the cheesemakers!” territory
• Anyone who's ever been accused of starting a cult by accident

Super-soft fleece-lined comfort (no itchy robes or crowns of thorns here), bold Life of Brian print that survives more washes than the Roman Empire, classic unisex fit, and available in 14 divine colours (navy for that Judean twilight vibe, or red if you fancy a touch of martyrdom chic).

Pull it on, stay warm, and remember: always look on the bright side of life... unless you're Brian, in which case, just hide.

A must-have for fans of holy grails, big noses, and very naughty boys. What have the Romans ever done for central heating? This sweatshirt, that's what!