Not The Messiah T-Shirt

Behold the divine comedy! This iconic tee captures Brian Cohen mid-proclamation, halo glowing, finger wagging, as his exasperated mum delivers the ultimate burn: HE'S NOT THE MESSIAH – HE'S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY!

Perfect for:

• Family gatherings where your mum still treats you like you're 33 and living at home
• Confusing religious door-knockers with a cheeky grin and a quote
• Pub debates about whether sandals and a beard automatically make you holy
• Anyone who's ever been followed by an unwanted crowd of disciples (or just mates wanting a pint)

Premium soft cotton for messiah-level comfort (no crown of thorns here), bold Life of Brian print that won't fade faster than a Roman empire, and available in 14 heavenly colours (navy for that Judean night-sky vibe, or white if you fancy going full toga).

Wear it proudly, follow nobody, and remember: always look on the bright side... unless you're Brian, then just run.

A must-have for Python fans with a heretical sense of humour. Blessed are the cheesemakers (and the t-shirt wearers)!