Ooh Matron! Hoodie

Channel the cheeky chortle of saucy seaside postcards with our "Ooh Matron!" hoodie – a ribald reverence to those Carry On capers where a raised eyebrow could topple empires of propriety, caricatured in vibrant toon flair as if filched from a bawdy beach hut comic that's winked at more than one double entendre. Pressed upon a velvety cotton-poly fleece smoother than a Sid James smirk, this drawstring delight flaunts a wide-eyed gent in a rainbow-rimmed halo, lips pursed in perpetual surprise with "Ooh Matron!" blaring in sunny yellow and scarlet scrawl, like Hattie Jacques herself gatecrashed a Looney Tunes lark.

Slouchy shape with a cavernous kangaroo pouch for concealing cheeky postcards, pints, or plot twists, anchored by tough ribbed borders at wrists and waist to weather the winds or withstand the wags, pre-shrunk to sustain its saucy sparkle through infinite suds, and sturdy as a stiff upper lip against splodges, snags, or those "fancy a carry on?" capers. Slip it on in your preferred palette and parade your penchant for proper impropriety – for no attire nails UK nudge-nudge like a hoodie hollering the heights of hilarity, one scandalous syllable at a time.