Santa Knows You've Been A Cunt Christmas Jumper

Get ready to own the naughty list like never before with our brutally honest "Santa Knows You've Been a Cunt" Unisex Christmas Jumper! Crafted from that gloriously soft cotton-rich blend that feels like zero regrets wrapped in festive rebellion, this sweater keeps you cosy while you’re flipping the bird at holiday politeness – perfect for parties where “nice” is optional and “legendary” is mandatory. Relaxed unisex fit, tough enough to survive every shocked gasp, spilled mulled wine, and triumphant fist-bump the night throws at it.

Why lie to Santa when the truth looks this good? He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake, and he definitely knows when you’ve been an absolute cunt – so own it, wear it, and watch the room lose it the second you walk in. This is the Christmas jumper for people who’ve already accepted the coal and turned it into diamonds. Guaranteed to trigger pearl-clutching aunts, roaring laughter, and at least one mate saluting you as the undisputed monarch of seasonal savage – because let’s be real, Santa’s been keeping that list for a reason. Ho ho ho? More like hell yes.