Smashing Blouse Hoodie

Introducing the Smashing Blouse Hoodie – the ultimate winter warmer for fans of Hammersmith's most fashion-conscious bottom-dwelling virgin!

Front and centre: Richie himself, hand on chin, beaming with that unmistakable mix of smugness and desperation, surrounded by the legendary declaration "What a Smashing Blouse" in glorious retro blue and gold. Perfect for awkwardly complimenting strangers in the pub, terrifying guests at your next Ferrero Rocher diplomatic reception, or simply reminding the world that some blouses are, indeed, absolutely smashing.

Whether you're dodging frying pans, battling gas men, or just failing spectacularly at pulling, this hoodie has your back (and your front). Kangaroo pocket big enough to hide a copy of Big Jugs magazine, drawstring hood for those emergency "I'm a big spastic" moments.

Available in 14 smashing colours – because even Richie knows variety is important (as long as it's not in his love life). Soft fleece-lined for maximum cosiness during domestic apocalypses, exploding toilets, or accidental self-amputation holidays.

Essential kit for  anyone who's ever proudly declared "Lovely jubbly blouse action!" at the worst possible moment.