Radiosled Christmas Jumper

Get ready to fake plastic snow your way through the holidays with our hauntingly brilliant "Radiosled" Unisex Christmas Jumper! Made from that same gloriously soft cotton-rich blend, this sweater feels like a paranoid android wrapped you in a warm electronic hug – perfect for creeping silently through the fairy lights, staring melancholically at the tree, or realising everything in its white Christmas is actually in its right place. Relaxed unisex fit, built to survive a thousand anxious washes and still emerge weirder and better than before.

No alarms and no surprises: when the gloomy Oxford boys traded guitars for jingle bells, they became Radiosled – the band that asks the eternal question “How do you sit on a sleigh when the reindeer are karma police? This is the jumper that makes everyone whisper “this is what you get when you mess with us… a festive existential crisis”, followed immediately by someone muttering “I’m a creep… I’m a weirdo… but at least I’ve got the best Christmas jumper”. For those who want their holidays equal parts beautiful and deeply unsettling – just don’t be surprised if you end up crying into your eggnog while softly humming “jingle bells, jingle bells, exiting through the gift shop…”