They Don't Like It Up 'Em! T-Shirt

Don't panic! This brilliant tee proudly displays Captain Mainwaring's legendary battle cry: THEY DON'T LIKE IT UP 'EM! complete with Union Jack arrows pointing the way to victory (or at least a good poke with a bayonet).

Perfect for:

• Reminding foreigners (or just the neighbours) that Britain still has spirit
• Pub debates where you need to assert dominance over the enemy (probably the dartboard)
• Family gatherings dodging Jonesy's cold meat and Pike's scarf
• Anyone who's ever channelled Corporal Jones in a moment of mild panic

Premium soft cotton for maximum comfort on church parade, bold print that survives more charges than the Walmington-on-Sea platoon, and available in 14 cracking colours (royal blue for proper patriotic punch, or khaki if you fancy blending into the church hall).

Wear it with pride, fix bayonets, and remember: they don't like it up 'em... but they do like a proper British t-shirt.

You stupid boy – order yours before the Jerries get here!