This Time Next Year Sweatshirt

Lovely jubbly, keep warm while you wait for the big one! This cosy sweatshirt features the unbreakable optimist's slogan in bold, peel-away style: THIS TIME NEXT YEAR (we'll be millionaires... honest, Rodders, just one more dodgy deal).

Perfect for:

• Winter evenings dreaming of yachts, cocktails, and not living in a Peckham tower block
• Pub sessions where you declare "This one's definitely the big earner!"
• Family gatherings dodging Uncle Albert's war stories and Grandad's cooking
• Anyone who's ever promised "This time next year..." since the 80s

Super-soft fleece-lined warmth (far comfier than a sheepskin in a Reliant Regal), bold print that won’t fade faster than Del's latest scheme, classic unisex fit, and available in 14 cushty colours (burgundy for that proper Peckham sunset glow, or green if you're already feeling like a millionaire).

Pull it on, stay snug, and remember: he who dares, wins... or at least stays warm while waiting.

This time next year, we'll all be cosy – probably still saying the same thing. Bonnet de douche!