'Tis But a Scratch! Black Knight Mug

None shall pass your morning coffee without a chuckle! This brilliant ceramic mug features the legendary Black Knight, freshly dis-armed (literally) yet utterly unfazed, declaring "Tis but a scratch!" like losing a limb is just a minor spill.

Perfect for:

• Sipping tea while denying the severity of hangovers, deadlines, or actual injuries
• Office desks where you need to remind colleagues that "I've had worse" after a paper cut
• Gifting to friends who've bounced back from disasters with true British stoicism ("Come on, it's only a flesh wound!")

Holds a heroic 11oz of your favourite quest-fuel (coffee, tea, or something stronger for post-battle recovery). Dishwasher and microwave safe – because real knights don't do delicate hand-washing.

Classic white ceramic with wrap-around print, so the stubborn sod is visible from every angle.

Raise a mug to denial, determination, and classic Python madness. Just a scratch? Absolutely. A must-have? Definitely.

Your quest for the ultimate comedy mug ends here. Ni!