Vote No. 6 Sweatshirt

Be seeing you... in this gloriously paranoid sweatshirt! Featuring the iconic badge of Number 6 – Patrick McGoohan's defiant glare staring out from The Village's inescapable circle, boldly declaring VOTE NO. 6 (because who needs democracy when you've got a giant weather balloon hunting you down?).

Perfect for:

• Cosy evenings resigning dramatically from mysterious organisations
• Confusing strangers who think you're campaigning for local elections
• Pub debates where you refuse to be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered
• Anyone who's ever felt trapped in a picturesque Welsh resort with no escape

Super-soft fleece-lined warmth (far comfier than a Village cell), bold print that won't fade faster than Rover deflates, classic unisex fit, and available in 14 suspicious colours (black for full "I'm being watched" stealth mode, or white if you fancy blending with the bouncy guardians).

Pull it on, keep your head down, and remember: questions are a burden to others, answers a prison for oneself.

A must-have for fans of 60s spy-fi paranoia and stylish rebellion. I am not a number... but this sweatshirt is definitely a winner. Be seeing you!