Walmington-on-Sea Home Guard Needs YOU Hoodie

Don’t panic! Captain George Mainwaring is pointing straight at YOU from the comfort of this cosy hoodie, his finger jabbing with all the authority of a bank manager who’s just discovered the verger’s been slacking. WALMINGTION-ON-SEA HOME GUARD PLATOON NEEDS YOU – urgently, apparently, to man the barricades, guard the pier, or at least fetch the tea.

This hilarious Dad’s Army recruitment parody is perfect for pulling over your head when the heating’s failed, the family’s invading the living room, or you just need to assert dominance over the remote control.

Perfect for:

• Cosy nights practising your “You stupid boy!” under your breath
• Hiding from modern life while muttering “We’re doomed!” at the news
• Pub outings where you can silently recruit strangers to your cause
• Anyone who believes Britain’s finest hour involved cold tea and warmer jumpers

Super-soft fleece lining (far comfier than a 1940s uniform), kangaroo pocket for storing emergency rations (or biscuits), adjustable drawstring hood for that proper “stand to attention” silhouette, and available in 14 smashing colours (red for maximum “enemy spotted” visibility, or khaki to blend into the sofa during air raids).

Unisex fit – because the call to arms (and warmth) is universal. Pop the hood up, stand tall, and remember: they don’t like it up ’em, but they do love a good hoodie.

Your country needs you... to stay snug and take the mickey. Enlist today!