Walmington-on-Sea Home Guard Needs YOU Mug

Don’t panic! Captain George Mainwaring is pointing straight at YOU with that trademark mix of pomposity and mild panic, demanding you join the finest (and most gloriously incompetent) platoon on the south coast: WALMINGTION-ON-SEA HOME GUARD PLATOON NEEDS YOU.

This hilarious Dad’s Army twist on the classic recruitment poster is perfect for your morning brew while muttering “stupid boy” at the kettle, or leaving it on the desk as a subtle hint to colleagues who keep nicking your biscuits.

Ideal for:

• Defending the office biscuit tin from invaders
• Reminding the family who’s in charge of the remote (you are, obviously)
• Sipping tea while practising your best “We’re doomed!” impression
• Anyone who knows the real war was fought against Jonesy’s van and Pike’s scarf

Holds a proper 11oz of strong British tea (milk first, naturally). Dishwasher and microwave safe – because even the Home Guard deserve modern conveniences.

Classic white ceramic with the design wrapped around, so Mainwaring’s accusing finger follows you wherever you turn.

Answer the call, stand to attention, and remember: they don’t like it up ’em... but they do like a good cuppa.

Your country (and your caffeine levels) need you – report for duty with this mug today!