You Are All Individual Sweatshirt

Because Conformity is for Romans

Channel your inner reluctant Messiah with this gloriously irreverent crewneck sweatshirt, straight out of the greatest comedy ever made (allegedly). Featuring a bold, distressed-edge portrait of Brian (blessed be he) in full panic mode, arms outstretched, delivering the immortal line:

"YOU ARE ALL INDIVIDUALS!" (followed by the classic crowd reply nobody asked for... but we all secretly agree with)

In true Python fashion, the design has that ripped-poster vibe with exploding orange sunburst rays – because nothing says "I'm not the Messiah, I'm a very naughty boy" like wearing your existential crisis on your chest.

Made from soft, cosy cotton-blend fleece (because even revolutionaries need to stay warm), this unisex sweatshirt is available in a whopping 14 different colours – from subtle shades that'll let you blend into the crowd... to bright ones that scream "YES! WE'RE ALL DIFFERENT!" (ironically, of course).

Perfect for:

• Shouting "I'm not the Messiah!" at inappropriate moments
• Protesting conformity (while wearing exactly the same jumper as everyone else in the PFJ)
• Cosy nights watching the film for the 47th time
• Gifts for mates who still quote it word-for-word

Machine washable, durable, and guaranteed not to turn you into a shrubbery. Just don't follow anyone – especially not if they're following you.

Alms for an ex-leper? No thanks – just grab this sweatshirt instead. Blessed are the cheesemakers... and the individualists.