100% Cotton T-Shirt

Step up your soap opera swagger with our "This T-Shirt Is 100% Cotton" tee – a cheeky East End wink to Walford's own chain-smoking gossip queen, Dot herself, declaring the fabric facts with that unmistakable finger-wag and a grin sharper than a pint glass smash at the Vic. Plastered proudly on a raven-black cotton blend softer than a heartfelt hug from Ethel, this short-sleeve stunner features a cartooned Dot in her classic coat, circled in retro red with the punny proclamation that's got more layers than a Mitchell family feud.

Classic crew-neck fit for strutting down Albert Square or lounging with a cuppa and the latest scandal, pre-shrunk to stay spot-on through endless washes, and tough enough to handle fag ash flicks, Queen Vic spills, or those dramatic doorstep rows. Slip it on and embrace the Albert Square attitude – because nothing says 'oh my gawd' like a tee that's pure Cotton, through and through.