Breakfast At Spoons Hoodie

Introducing the Breakfast At Spoons Hoodie – the cosiest way to declare your undying love for glamour on a budget.

Our iconic Audrey Heartburn graces the front: elegantly attired in her little black dress and pearls, greasy Lincolnshire sausage in hand, gazing soulfully into the middle distance... while absolutely housing a monumental full English breakfast. Beans spilling artfully, sausages piled high, eggs sunny-side up, and enough black pudding to scare a vampire. She's outside the classic 'Spoons facade, probably debating whether to order another pitcher or just nap on the sticky table.

Diamonds are forever? Nah. A proper fry-up and unlimited coffee refills are the real eternal classics.

This premium hoodie comes in 14 fabulous colours (from "Classic Carpet Maroon" to "Post-Pint Grey"), with a soft fleece lining perfect for those draughty pub mornings or recovering from the night before. Kangaroo pocket big enough for your phone, wallet, and emergency hash brown. Drawstring hood for hiding from the landlord when it's time to leave.

Ideal for Wetherspoons warriors, sophisticated alcoholics, and anyone who's ever thought, "Breakfast is served all day? Don't mind if I do."

Pull it on, pull up a stool, and live your best greasy, glorious life.