Holy Hand grenade Mug

Introducing the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch Mug – the divinely ordained vessel for your morning brew, guaranteed to smite killer rabbits and boring beverages alike!

Wrapped around this ceramic chalice is the holiest of ordnance: golden, pearl-encrusted, cross-topped, with radiant holy spikes and the sacred banner proclaiming "The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch" alongside the eternal wisdom "One, Two, Five" (three, sir... THREE!). Perfect for reciting the Book of Armaments while sipping your tea, or dramatically counting to the proper number before your first caffeine hit.

As decreed by Saint Attila: "O Lord, bless this thy mug, that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits... in thy mercy."

Holds a generous 11oz of thy chosen elixir (coffee, tea, or the blood of thine enemies). Dishwasher and microwave safe – because even holy relics deserve modern convenience. Ideal for Monty Python pilgrims, questing knights, and anyone who's ever faced a foul-tempered lagomorph.

Consult the Book of Armaments before use. And then... run away!