Oh Dear How Sad Mug

Start your day with a proper military bollocking in beverage form! This cracking ceramic mug features the legendary Battery Sergeant Major "Shut Up" Williams, grinning menacingly from his badge with the immortal line: OH DEAR, HOW SAD, NEVER MIND! – the perfect response to burnt toast, spilled coffee, or yet another concert party cock-up.

Ideal for:

• Sipping tea while silently judging the incompetence around you
• Office brew rounds where someone’s moaning about the printer – just turn the mug slowly
• Reminding flatmates who forgot the milk that sympathy is for civilians
• Anyone who knows real comfort comes from a brisk "never mind" and a stiff upper lip

Holds a full 11oz of whatever keeps you marching on (strong tea mandatory). Dishwasher and microwave safe – because even hard men don’t faff about with hand-washing.

Classic white ceramic with the design wrapped proudly around, so the Sergeant Major’s glare follows you (and everyone else) from every angle.

Raise a mug to sarcasm, stoicism, and classic British comedy. Oh dear, how sad, never mind – just drink up and carry on!