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Oh Dear How Sad T-Shirt
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  • Oh Dear How Sad T-Shirt
  • Oh Dear How Sad T-Shirt
  • Oh Dear How Sad T-Shirt
  • Oh Dear How Sad T-Shirt
  • Oh Dear How Sad T-Shirt
  • Oh Dear How Sad T-Shirt
  • Oh Dear How Sad T-Shirt
  • Oh Dear How Sad T-Shirt
  • Oh Dear How Sad T-Shirt
  • Oh Dear How Sad T-Shirt
  • Oh Dear How Sad T-Shirt
  • Oh Dear How Sad T-Shirt
  • Oh Dear How Sad T-Shirt
  • Oh Dear How Sad T-Shirt
  • Oh Dear How Sad T-Shirt
  • Oh Dear How Sad T-Shirt
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Oh Dear How Sad T-Shirt

Oh Dear How Sad T-Shirt

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Shut up! Behold the ultimate tribute to Britain's grumpiest, most magnificently moustached Sergeant Major "Shut Up" Williams.

This glorious tee features the bellowing bellows himself in full beret-and-glare mode, encircled by his world-famous catchphrase: "OH DEAR, HOW SAD, NEVER MIND!" – the perfect response to spilled tea, dropped rifles, or yet another concert party disaster in the Indian heat.

Ideal for:

  • Dismissing life's minor inconveniences with military precision
  • Terrifying subordinates, colleagues, or anyone who dares speak out of turn
  • Reminding the world that true sympathy died somewhere between Delhi and Deolali

Premium soft cotton (no khaki drill here, thank you very much), unisex fit for bearers, gunners, and concert party wallahs alike, and available in multiple colours (bottle green for that authentic jungle vibe).

Wear it with pride, stand to attention, and deliver the line with proper volume. Because when the going gets tough, the tough get sarcastic.

Oh dear, how sad, never mind – just buy the bloody shirt!

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