'Tis But a Scratch! Black Knight Sweatshirt

Arms? Legs? Mere flesh wounds! Embrace the unyielding spirit of the Black Knight with this epic sweatshirt featuring the most stubbornly optimistic warrior in cinema history. There he stands (well, sort of), bloodied but unbowed, casually declaring "Tis but a scratch!" as if losing limbs is just a minor inconvenience on the way to tea.

Perfect for:

• Toughing out Mondays, bad break-ups, or actual injuries with true British denial
• Confusing gym buddies who think you're taking leg day a bit too literally
• Proving you've got the grit to keep going even when life hacks bits off you ("Come back, I'll bite your knees off!")

Super-soft fleece-lined comfort for all-day questing, classic unisex fit for knights and ni-pengs alike, and available in 14 heroic colours (royal blue for that authentic "just fought King Arthur" vibe, or red if you fancy matching the... decorations).

Wear it proudly and remember: it's only a flesh wound if you refuse to admit otherwise. A must-have for any Python fanatic who's ever muttered "I've had worse" after a paper cut.

Your quest for the comfiest comedy sweatshirt ends here. None shall pass without one!