'Tis But a Scratch! Black Knight T-Shirt

None shall pass... without appreciating the sheer bloody-minded stubbornness of the legendary Black Knight! This brilliant tee features the indomitable (and increasingly limbless) Black knight, casually dismissing catastrophic injuries with the immortal line: "Tis but a scratch!"

Perfect for:

• Toughing out hangovers, bad days at work, or minor amputations
• Confusing strangers who don't get the reference (just call them a "flesh wound" and hop away)
• Proving that true British grit involves denying reality until the very end ("Come back, I'll bite your legs off!")

Super-soft premium cotton, unisex fit for knights of all genders, and available in 14 glorious colours (sand for that authentic post-battle dusty look, or red for... well, obvious reasons).

Wear it proudly and remember: it's only a flesh wound if you refuse to admit defeat. A must-have for any Python fan who's ever argued "I've had worse" after stubbing their toe.

Your quest for the ultimate comedy tee ends here. None shall pass it up!